This could happen to you!

I awoke this morning and filled my birdfeeders. By noon I noticed that no birds were outside my window. This concerned me. I told my husband, J.d. this is weird. My birds are just not coming this morning. Then I noticed a Big birdfeeder hanging on the other side of my fence at our new neighbors house. Ms. Hodshimoto - I don't really know her name, she looks like Yoko Ono so I just named her this. So I decided to investigate. I look between the cracks of the privacy fence, Yeah, I am nosey. I had to see where my birds went. There they were, Yoko had 5 bird feeders in different locactions of the yard. She was sitting in a chair watching the Big Show, My Big Show, now going on at her house. She was singing Sakurah! Sakurah! Yayoino, Sodowah!, Ezooo! Ezoo! Ezooooooooodroo!. I know the song, myself because I use to live in Hawaii and a friends mother use to sing this same song all the time. EWE! I go running into the house, about breaking my neck. Yelling, she stole my birds! J.d. Yoko stole my birds. He thought, what in the world is Lucy talking about now!!! Once he saw for himself and realized what I was saying, he got so tickled. He just said girl your going to have to step your game up! I'll keep you posted. I am heading to Lowe's this weekend and I am buying the birdfeeder dept out! This is down right WAR!